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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2013|12:12 pm]

OK EVERYONE COMMENT ON THIS POST EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST I WANT LOTS OF COMMENTS
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(no subject) [Nov. 20th, 2009|11:58 am]
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[FUCK ME | donk]
[LICK ME |Live it Up by Mental as Anything]

HEY YOU WITH THE SAD FACE COME UP TO MY PLACE WE'LL LIVE IT UP

brb edmonton for ten days may be on sometimes but not as much

everyone needs this on their ipod

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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2009|06:16 pm]
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someone milked their baby gravy on the carpet in the adult room at the video store i work at.

also apparently my cousin had a baby last night and i didnt even know she was pregnant. i asked my dad why i was never told and he said its because i never asked. so i asked if any of my other cousins are pregnant and apparently there is one more who is pregnant.

also i think feminists are dumb. like the really crazy kind. shaving your pits is not being opressed. gawwwwd.

also did i mention my sister is going to BIBLE college next year? goddamn.

also this:
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(no subject) [Nov. 5th, 2009|06:06 pm]
so my mom is looking at pics of this girl who used to be my neighbour in my old town. shes a year younger than me and she just had a baby! i just remember her being kind of dumb.

added bonus: the father is this guy my mom used to be a special needs attendant for.

its things like this that make me afraid to have my own children, knowing that its these sorts of kids my kids are going to grow up with.

my faith in humanity is pretty much gone.
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lets talk about how epic rogues are [Oct. 30th, 2009|10:31 pm]
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(no subject) [Oct. 27th, 2009|05:19 pm]
my cell phone bill was over 400 dollars i feel like im going to pass out
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lol my mom [Oct. 13th, 2009|08:34 am]
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my mom: "what does stfu mean again"

mom get off the internet
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2009|09:30 pm]

dont take pictures of me, wearin two winter jackets

thanksgivin )
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2009|08:34 pm]
ok so if i forgot to take my birth control this morning, do i take it now or what?
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feels like im wearin nothin at all [Oct. 2nd, 2009|07:52 am]
so this guy messaged me asking if i want him to be my daddy but i think he looks like ned flanders






high didly hoe neighberinas fels liek im wearen nothin at al
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HELP THIS IS WHAT MY MOM IS WATCHING [Sep. 30th, 2009|07:47 am]


I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS STUPID CHRISTIAN SHIT EVERY DAY.
SHE LISTENS TO WORSHIP MUSIC WHILE SHE DRIVES.
SHE BELIEVES DINOSAURS AND HUMANS EXISTED AT THE SAME TIME AND DINOSAURS WERE WIPED OUT BY THE FLOOD IN NOAH'S ARK.
SHE SAYS THERE'S NO SCIENTIFIC PROOF TOWARDS EVOLUTION.
HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP
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(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2009|07:55 am]
i decided hasbro should collaborate with scribblenauts to make scrabblenauts, where instead of writing any word to solve the puzzle, you only have a choice of 7 letters to choose from.
Linkeat my piss

(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2009|03:23 pm]
i post too much about one dog and not the other. but thats because the other is old and doesnt visit me in my room as much. today she's been particularly clingy and whiny today though.

so heres niki:
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moar questions [Sep. 20th, 2009|04:35 am]
should transsexualism be included in women's studies curriculum?

okgogogogo
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(no subject) [Sep. 19th, 2009|06:47 pm]
okokok so i know i dont update about my life as often as i should but ive been crazy and crying and raging over every little thing lately (and as tempting as it is i dont write alot of entries about stuff like that because i HATE READING drama stuff on my flist), and it finally clicked in today that it might be because i started my birth control a little less than 2 weeks ago. im on yaz and so far thats been the only side effect, but im just curious about what my lj lady friends are on and what sort of side effects they have. so tell meeeee
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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2009|08:50 am]
WHAT THE HELL NONE OF THESE PLUGINS AT THIS PLACE WORK MY BATTERY IS GONNA DIE
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ive never seen a meme go this low [Sep. 17th, 2009|04:05 pm]
yo kanye meme, im happy for you and imma let you finish, but this meme needs to die already because my dad just phoned and told me about it
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i turned my dog into a burrito [Sep. 17th, 2009|03:23 pm]

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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2009|12:09 pm]
i just got a package in the mail from my old roommate who moved back to japan check it outttttt

start off with the card

i like that it has scrump on it

the inside

MORE SCRUMp

the back


a cloth

HOORAY FOR SCRUMP

a marmot

one of the official mascots of the 2010 olympics in vancouver

THIS BITCHIN ASS WALLET

FUCK YEAH YOU KNOW IM GONNA PUT SOME CURRENCY IN THERE
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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2009|11:43 am]
CLEARLY MY MOTHER IS THE BETTER CAKE DECORATOR



i made this for my boss because we have the same birthday

its a 1-up mushroom
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