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[Jun. 11th, 2009|01:57 pm] |
so things that are happening to me in my life
ok so i'm super broke all the time
and also i'm moving out at the end of august because my roommate is leaving back to japan.
anyway so if any of you remember that guy who tricked me into eating pizza with meat on it and then i smeared the spitty chewed up pizza all over his, we are no longer mad at eachother and we hung out last night and also he works at movie gallery now.
and he DEFINITELY has a crush on me.
while we were hanging out he kept asking me questions about past relationships and he was like 'SO APPARENTLY MOVIE GALLERY EMPLOYEES CANT DATE HAHA ISNT THAT FUNNY' and i was like 'oh yeah lol' and he kept saying 'SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU ACTUALLY NEVERMIND LOL'
so i just sort of brushed all those things off i dunno but then later we went to the bar and he bought me two beers and after that we decided to go back to my apartment NOT FOR SEXYTIMES but just because i had more beer here and it would be cheaper. so he started out at one end of the couch and somehow by the end of the night he was right beside me and then he was like 'SO THIS IS PROBABLY OFFTOPIC BUT I THINK YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE'
yeah anyway
so then his dad called and he had to go
awkwarrrrd
and to make matters worse NICK of all people calls me last night after not talking to me for two months. geeeeeeez.
also i'm one of the people in town who are applying to be a SMIT (store manager in training) which would be great. i'm kind of uneasy about it because it means switching around the stores in grande prairie a bunch and i don't like the other stores as much as the southside. but it means more pay and stuff and it would look AWESOME on any resume.
life is
eventful i guess. yeah so there's that.
also here's a pic of three of my favorite things in it:
and this picture i got at value village last night:
its taken with the webcam thats why its so crappy |
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| drag me to hell |
[Jun. 7th, 2009|10:12 am] |
Brianna Scott: i was kind of upset because they were going off and getting engaged and blah blah
noble futility: ikr we're gonna buy it on dvd when it comes out
Brianna Scott: then HELL OPENED UP
noble futility: lol
Brianna Scott: on dvd!
noble futility: ON DVD!!!!!!!
Brianna Scott: WHAT SORT OF SPACEMAN ARE YOU
noble futility: i volunteer at the puppy shelter okay
Brianna Scott: lol
10:10 AM
Brianna Scott: i'm gonna buy it on vhs
noble futility: old school
noble futility: do they even make
Brianna Scott: laserdisccc
noble futility: vhs anymore
Brianna Scott: no they made the last vcr last year
noble futility: hahahaha
noble futility: i'ma get it on betamax
Brianna Scott: 8mm film
noble futility: ummm
noble futility: i'm going to get it on
noble futility: picture book
Brianna Scott: i'm going to get it on cave paintings
noble futility: paintings
noble futility: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2009|05:07 pm] |
so remember how i said that my life was great and my cupboards were full of food and stuff and it was so wonderful and it would come back and bite me in the ass?
so i went to buy a litre of milk NOTHING ELSE at the gas station today and i didn't have enough money on my card.
its becoming difficult to afford both food and shelter right now. being on a diet is expensive.
also my roommate just told me she's moving out in july. anybody wanna come move to beautiful grande prairie where there's no snow for like 4 months of the year
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[May. 26th, 2009|12:54 am] |
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i have at least 9 new e-mails but hotmail is like the only site that wont work for me right now I'M SO MAD ARGHHH it keeps saying that i don't have internet FOR THAT SITE ONLY but clearly i do have internet, as proved by this post. geez. |
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| this just in! |
[May. 25th, 2009|05:31 am] |
everyone's dicks and faggots
also i hate getting up at 5 am fml
also this guy on my facebook keeps joining all these anti-child porn groups and i keep wanting to go 'BUT ITS AWWWWRIGHT'
because he keeps calling it baby rape i guess?
ugh so tired
argh and now i just got a message on my phone from my mom saying she didn't sleep well last night so she doesn't want to go to the gym. i would go myself but i have no way there because the bus doesn't run this early. so i woke up for nothing!! this is the second day in a row :( |
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[May. 24th, 2009|09:03 am] |
*when he was over to visit at my apartment*
him: how much longer until we have to leave?
me: 15 minutes
him: you should use that time to clean your apartment
*in the van on the way to the grads' grand march*
him: where are we going
my sister: the same place we went last night
him: but i don't like that place!
my sister: tough darts!
him: are they going to have tough darts to play with?
*on the way back from my sister's grad*
him: when is aunty bri going to graduate again?
*holding the door open in front of the stairs for my cousin, who is in a wheelchair*
him: well aren't you going to go down?
cousin: i can't
him: yeah, then you'd fall and i'd laugh at you |
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[May. 23rd, 2009|10:45 am] |
things that are awesome:
-i shared racist jokes with my mom and she said nigger
-i was finally physically close with another man after so long WHILE SOBER last night. not sexy times just cuddling.
-i lost 9 pounds so far on weight watchers |
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[May. 16th, 2009|10:37 pm] |
my roommate and i decided to decorate our bathroom with little mermaid and i really want this picture on my wall
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[May. 9th, 2009|11:50 am] |
hey guys i'm gonna remove you from my friends list if you give your honest opinion about this post and don't show 100% sympathy omg
even if we've been friends on lj for over a year i'm still gonna remove you because you didn't feel sorry for me THIS ONE TIME |
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| when you're in love with a beautiful woman |
[May. 9th, 2009|02:14 am] |
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i wen tto see dr hook tonight and it was awesome and i touched his hand and then we went to the back door but the manager was like go to the front i will give you posters and then we went to the front but then we realized he was lying and then we were gonna go the back but then a bucnh of people were like we already seen them elave then this old lady said tha the kissed her ceek so azure kissed her cheek and then i drank so mcuh and i have stamps all over my arm and i was like a food awayyyyyyyyy |
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[May. 5th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
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so what do amurkins do on cinco de mayo? |
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[May. 3rd, 2009|01:58 am] |
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FUCKING NEIGHBOURS. the same neighbours that had a party the other night that woke me up 4 times are arguing off their porch with some guy on the ground. the guy on the ground is being loud and angry and woke me up!!! i called the cops but they are gone now. |
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| my boring life |
[May. 2nd, 2009|09:03 pm] |
so i dunno a few of you probably already know this because i told you but i've started weight watchers. i am now on my way to being not a fattie huzzah. it takes place at this norse hall or something so there's viking shit everywhere and this huge dragon viking boat in front of the stage. pics later maybe. anyway the leader is like "NOBODY IS JUDGING YOU" and meanwhile i'm thinking "EVERYBODY IS FATTTT" i can't help ittt
i also have a wicked cold or allergies or something. just coughing and sneezing all over the place. BLACHOO.
ugh i'm so bored. i just watched monkeybone and idle hands. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO.
this entry was supposed to be alot longer and wordier, but its exactly like that comic i made a few posts back. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|02:35 am] |
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I've been woken up twice by noisy neighbours. i'm so tired i feel like i'm going to cry. ;___; |
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