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[Dec. 3rd, 2013|12:12 pm] |
OK EVERYONE COMMENT ON THIS POST EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST I WANT LOTS OF COMMENTS
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[Sep. 2nd, 2008|01:00 pm] |
i'm so frustrated i feel like i'm going to cry. the reason i got this apartment a week early was so that i could spend my time packing and moving and not get worked up.
and then on friday afternoon my parents "remind" me that my uncle and cousin are going to be here tonight to help move all the big stuff.
and then they take me away for saturday sunday monday, then i was supposed to work today, and now my mom is pissed because i don't have everything packed.
and now i'm worked up.
she says that she's not kicking me out and that i can stay here until the seventh like planned but not if they're moving my BED. |
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| this is the first day of my life |
[Sep. 1st, 2008|09:47 pm] |
glad i didn't die before i met you
but now i don't care i could go anywhere with you
and i'd probably be happy
so if you wanna be with me
with these things there's no telling
we'll just have to wait and see
but i'd rather be working for a paycheque
then waiting to win the lottery
besides maybe this time its different
i really think you like me |
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[Aug. 29th, 2008|01:37 pm] |
so you'd think because my apartment is in the middle of town, that i might be able to get internet there. BUT NOPE.
i waited more than an hour at telus to find out there's something wrong with the decimals or decibels or something.
also the lady there had no idea what she was doing.
i said "i already have a router, i just need internet to hook it up to."
"lol watz a rowtar ^---^"
we have one more option to try (cable internet) before i'd be going a year without internet.
fuck my life.
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| HOLY SHIT |
[Aug. 29th, 2008|09:23 am] |
this is the worlds biggest bug i have ever seen not in a zoo. its body is about 5 inches long and its wing span is about 4 inches. i put a tape up to show the size but the picture is kind of shitty.
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| me and my nephew have cute feet |
[Aug. 22nd, 2008|08:48 pm] |
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| the chinese are weird |
[Aug. 19th, 2008|08:00 am] |
(*)ɥsıɟɹɐʇs(*) says: (7:50:30 AM)
i am proud to be one of the 8 percent of north americans who are completely white
xxxxx says: (7:50:43 AM)
erm
xxxxx says: (7:50:44 AM)
okay
(*)ɥsıɟɹɐʇs(*) says: (7:50:50 AM)
haha
xxxxx says: (7:52:42 AM)
throw the jew down the well and whatnot
(*)ɥsıɟɹɐʇs(*) says: (7:53:04 AM)
haha
xxxxx says: (7:53:14 AM)
i'm chinese
xxxxx says: (7:53:17 AM)
look at me
(*)ɥsıɟɹɐʇs(*) says: (7:53:20 AM)
i know
(*)ɥsıɟɹɐʇs(*) says: (7:53:22 AM)
dirty chink
xxxxx says: (7:53:53 AM)
you wish you were racial!
(*)ɥsıɟɹɐʇs(*) says: (7:54:08 AM)
WHITE POWER
xxxxx says: (7:54:51 AM)
YELLOW POWER
xxxxx says: (7:54:53 AM)
BAM
(*)ɥsıɟɹɐʇs(*) says: (7:55:10 AM)
yellow like pee
xxxxx says: (7:55:36 AM)
white like jizz
(*)ɥsıɟɹɐʇs(*) says: (7:56:21 AM)
i'd rather drink jizz than pee
xxxxx says: (7:57:06 AM)
i tell you've i've accidentally jizzed in my mouth more times than i've accidentally peed
(*)ɥsıɟɹɐʇs(*) says: (7:57:17 AM)
D: |
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[Aug. 11th, 2008|07:43 am] |
i've made up my mind that i'm going to lose weight. and i mean it this time.
no more fatty specialty coffees.
no more kraft dinner for meals.
no more eggs AND toast for breakfast its eggs OR toast.
salads for lunch and dinner.
drinking water if i feel hungry inbetween or if i'm thirsty.
don't give in to the pop cooler at work.
use the wii fit EVERYDAY and track my progress.
don't blame other people saying "well my mom is the one who does the grocery shopping".
start cooking healthy meals and buy my own healthy foods if i have to.
NO TREATS. NO FUCKING TREATS FOR YOU, LARDASS.
nick said he's gonna help me too. he's a lot greater than i give him credit for. i think i dwell on the bad too much.
HERE'S TO THE START OF A HEALTHIER BETTER LIFESTYLE. *cheers with water* |
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[Aug. 6th, 2008|12:45 pm] |
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I FEEL LIKE POOOOOP |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|03:58 pm] |
i decided it was time for a new icon. i made a couple but i'm still having troubles finding something better than bill.
new icon is good?
y/n |
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[Aug. 1st, 2008|08:41 pm] |
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my sister says she's fighting with someone over the internet about religion and she had her bible and she held it up and said 'I'M FIGHTING WITH THE TRUTH'. how do i let my sister know she's retarded without hurting her feelings? |
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| this band wishes to be my friend |
[Jul. 31st, 2008|07:11 am] |
"Hi, I wish to invite you to hear my songs and if you like them, to aprove my friend req. , so when new songs come up I could tell ya about them. Than"
seriously. thats where the message ends.
http://www.myspace.com/skullandbonesband
IDK GUIZE I THINK THEY MIGHT BE TOO METAL FOR ME |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2008|10:50 pm] |
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jesus christ when did tom green get so fat |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|09:01 am] |
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For some reason my direct deposit isn't working at work so I have to wait until monday to get paid with a hard check while everyone gets paid on Friday. Again. And my phone is cut off until I pay my bill. Again. And the reason I haven't paid my bill is because my bill wasn't sent in the mail. Again. |
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| stickam is my new bff |
[Jul. 12th, 2008|11:07 am] |
Vampire Nation-
therealvoodooskeleton: do you know who i am?
IcEy_09VN: annoying
therealvoodooskeleton: i'm chris hansen from dateline nbc's 'to catch a predator'
* Ecstasyx3Bennie joined the room.
IcEy_09VN: ya ok and i am count dracula
Ecstasyx3Bennie: Ola. :]]
IcEy_09VN: well his adaughter
therealvoodooskeleton: i'd like you to take a seat over there
* Ecstasyx3Bennie left the room.
therealvoodooskeleton: do you know how old this girl is?
crystalseth: old enuff to bitch slap u across the face woman
* Sadie B. joined the room.
crystalseth: lol
therealvoodooskeleton: she's 14 years old
therealvoodooskeleton: did you or did you not say "oh yeah baby i'd like to cum on them tits"
crystalseth: i did not say that
crystalseth: and i refuse to "perv"
crystalseth: on this site
therealvoodooskeleton: you're on national television
crystalseth: awsomeIcEy_09VN: ok you know what i have ahad enough of you talking nasty |
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| nick wrote this for me |
[Jul. 6th, 2008|09:48 pm] |
Love Finds Us
In my lonely days, I was a man without ambition
Floating like a raft in a sea of vast perdition
As I rot away, my heart like stone, in this lonely dark
But on one day I was found by love and this raft did embark
Days have past, love has grown, soon pain did melt away
And so i knew my love for you would never ever stray
Love would follow through our years, and carry past our grays
But i will never forget when love found me that day
It really is one of the cutest things he's ever done. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|09:39 am] |
working at movie gallery is kind of like being in a sitcom that nobody watches and i'm just the female character thrown in so the company who made the show doesn't get sued or something.
also i didn't get paid on friday and everyone else did. that's two paydays i've been through where i didn't get paid. i just want some moniez ;_____; |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|07:25 pm] |
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i get it. i'm retarded. i'm stupid. i'm worthless. and i know asking to be left alone isn't going to work. so i dunno. just whatever. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|08:13 am] |
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i'm so tired i feel like i'm going to cry and throw up |
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| i shouldn't have had that glass of milk and that potato salad |
[Jun. 28th, 2008|01:53 pm] |
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